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erickax:

I feel bad for doing this but when I used to play The Sims, I used to kill the babies if they weren’t pretty enough. Like, I would keep on making my characters have sex and then they’ll get a baby but if I didn’t like them, I’d build a separate room outside my house, make it have carpet, make my…

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My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"....... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

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Disney Dreamcast

funnypants:

originally posted by saras-scrapbook

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when you have guests over

heirforceone:

your mom`s like

but when your guests leave she`s like

the notes on this is clogging the fuck outta my dash

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Justin Bieber is a girl? His voice has now broken. Justin Bieber is gay? He is with Selena Gomez. Justin Bieber is a crap singer? Justin Timberlake and Usher fought over him, and all the big names want to collab with him. Justin Bieber sucks? He has his own movie. Justin Bieber is selfish? He gave $1 million to Japan. Stop being jealous and learn to appreciate that some people are a lot more talented than you, he just followed his dream. How would you like it if you got hated on for no reason? Reblog this if you respect Justin Bieber.

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Story of my life

My mom calls me, and i’m like:

My mom yells at me, and i’m like:

My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like:

My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:

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